Vote John 2008

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Vote John 2008 is a mini website on PeanutFoot.net telling you to vote for John Wycoff, Asher Wycoff's cat, in the 2008 election. It consists of three pages and the home page, which only says "Why should you vote for John in 2008? Look at these pages:" followed by three links. Look at it!

[edit] Stances on Issues

Apparently, John is...

  • Pro-nap
  • Pro-snack
  • Anti-messy litter box
  • Pro-scratching behind the ears
  • Anti-toenail clipping
  • Anti-yucky flea medicine

[edit] Some Information

This page gives some basic information about John. It also says that "I have the utmost confidence that John has the same level of intelligence as George W. Bush. And hey, if a chimpanzee can run a nation, so can a cat!"

[edit] The Competition

This page is trying to convince you to vote John over the other candidates. It points out that other candidates have not clarified their opinions on "napping, snacking, messy litter boxes, scratching behind the ears, toenail clipping or yucky flea medicine" and are therefore avoiding the real issues. The ending line is "John has a plan for a better America, so vote John 2008!"

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