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Hagurumon31 (12:02:53 AM): Hey, suppose I was gay. Who do you think I would be in love
with? :p
discountbrick77 (12:03:08 AM): Psy
Hagurumon31 (12:03:13 AM): O_O
Hagurumon31 (12:03:16 AM): Why's that?
discountbrick77 (12:03:22 AM): dunno
Hagurumon31 (12:03:42 AM): I'm going to tell him you said that.
Hagurumon31 (12:03:48 AM): He's going to freak out.
Hagurumon31 (12:04:51 AM): Okay, okay, okay. If you had to marry an Internet person for some
reason, who would you choose?
discountbrick77 (12:05:02 AM): NT
discountbrick77 (12:05:09 AM): because I hate that guy
Hagurumon31 (12:05:11 AM): Not KN?
discountbrick77 (12:05:18 AM): oh
discountbrick77 (12:05:19 AM): ME
discountbrick77 (12:05:20 AM): oh
discountbrick77 (12:05:24 AM): I thought you said YOU
Hagurumon31 (12:05:25 AM): XDDD
discountbrick77 (12:05:25 AM): yeah
discountbrick77 (12:05:29 AM): Probably KN
Hagurumon31 (12:05:30 AM): No, not me ><
discountbrick77 (12:05:37 AM): yeah
discountbrick77 (12:05:41 AM): if it were you, NT
Hagurumon31 (12:05:45 AM): Why?
discountbrick77 (12:05:50 AM): because right now we have a bit of rivalry
discountbrick77 (12:06:03 AM): and when I say "bit" I mean we both hate each others guts
Hagurumon31 (12:06:15 AM): ........so you would make him marry me to get revenge? o.O
discountbrick77 (12:06:22 AM): yes
Hagurumon31 (12:06:24 AM): What the fuck?
Hagurumon31 (12:07:15 AM): Okay, I got another one
Hagurumon31 (12:07:44 AM): If you could watch two Internet people have sex with eachother, who
would it be? (Also, no, one of them can't be you)
discountbrick77 (12:07:51 AM): awwww
discountbrick77 (12:07:52 AM): hmmm
Hagurumon31 (12:08:03 AM): And also it can be gay or lesbian
discountbrick77 (12:08:22 AM): KN and Anna
Hagurumon31 (12:08:28 AM): MAN FUCK YOU
discountbrick77 (12:08:32 AM):
Hagurumon31 (12:09:10 AM): I'm enjoying these damn rhetorical questions. I need to think of more.
discountbrick77 (12:09:38 AM): I feel like fapping
Hagurumon31 (12:10:00 AM): hmmmm
Hagurumon31 (12:11:37 AM): Suppose all us Internet people were on an island, stranded together.
This includes people we've never heard from for a long timer, like Smithy, Paratroopa, Markie,
etc. The island is dubbed "HMB: The Island" for some reason. What do ye do now?
discountbrick77 (12:11:55 AM): hmmm
discountbrick77 (12:11:59 AM): Build a shelter
discountbrick77 (12:12:10 AM): actually
discountbrick77 (12:12:17 AM): I'd have other peoplee build it
discountbrick77 (12:12:22 AM): KN and I would go hunt
discountbrick77 (12:12:42 AM): since we're the only physically fit ones
Hagurumon31 (12:12:57 AM): How would you know that?
Hagurumon31 (12:13:24 AM): Remember, all the old HMB: The Board members are there too. Some of
them probably have muscles or something
discountbrick77 (12:14:07 AM): okay
discountbrick77 (12:14:12 AM): whoever is not fat too
discountbrick77 (12:14:19 AM): what would YOU do?
Hagurumon31 (12:14:23 AM): Me?
Hagurumon31 (12:15:00 AM): Well. I'd hang out with Anna mostly, and do whatever she wants to do.
I guess a few others might join me, too, probably.
discountbrick77 (12:15:18 AM): survival wise?
Hagurumon31 (12:15:44 AM): I reckon once we collect food and set up a camp and all that shit
we'd have nothing else to do but talk and roleplay and stuff.
Hagurumon31 (12:15:54 AM): I'd totally scavenge for food first.
discountbrick77 (12:16:04 AM): ummm
Hagurumon31 (12:16:07 AM): And probably make myself a spear. :D
discountbrick77 (12:16:12 AM): sure why not
Hagurumon31 (12:16:51 AM): And if any animals attack me or Anna I'll stab 'em. And I may
consider protecting the others, too.
Hagurumon31 (12:16:59 AM): For a price.
Hagurumon31 (12:17:57 AM): And-
Hagurumon31 (12:18:11 AM): If we craft our own weapons, we could use 'em in our roleplaying, too!
discountbrick77 (12:19:00 AM): I'd make a wooden sword
discountbrick77 (12:19:17 AM): fuck your roleplaying
Hagurumon31 (12:19:25 AM): Whaaaat
Hagurumon31 (12:19:27 AM): bullshit
Hagurumon31 (12:19:35 AM): Dude, I'm the master of roleplaying.
Hagurumon31 (12:19:58 AM): Somethetimes, I go outside, pick up a stick, and attack trees.
Hagurumon31 (12:20:26 AM): Because, you know, the stick is supposed to be a sword, and the tree
is like, my mom or whoever the roleplay's main villain is.
discountbrick77 (12:20:55 AM): wow
Hagurumon31 (12:20:59 AM): Basically, my roleplaying is based on RPGs.
discountbrick77 (12:21:02 AM): that's sad
Hagurumon31 (12:21:07 AM): No, it's FUN.
Hagurumon31 (12:21:32 AM): What's so sad aboot it?
discountbrick77 (12:21:57 AM): you're roleplaying ON AN ISLAND
discountbrick77 (12:22:03 AM): with bearas
discountbrick77 (12:22:08 AM): and cool REAL ADVENTURE
Hagurumon31 (12:22:22 AM): Why would bears be on an island?
Hagurumon31 (12:22:24 AM): Well, look
Hagurumon31 (12:22:36 AM): If we're stranded with nothing but our friends, we need entertainment
Hagurumon31 (12:22:48 AM): Keep in mind, we have no video games or electronics of any kind
discountbrick77 (12:23:01 AM): yeah
discountbrick77 (12:23:03 AM): I'd be out
discountbrick77 (12:23:05 AM): surviving
Hagurumon31 (12:23:09 AM): Really there's nothing to do but make use of stuff on the island and
your body.
discountbrick77 (12:23:09 AM): building shit
discountbrick77 (12:23:11 AM): hunting shit
discountbrick77 (12:23:13 AM): making shit
Hagurumon31 (12:23:23 AM): Well, yeah, same, but THEN what?
Hagurumon31 (12:23:29 AM): Once everything's set up
Hagurumon31 (12:23:32 AM): you're fucked
discountbrick77 (12:23:33 AM): do that more
discountbrick77 (12:23:35 AM): no
discountbrick77 (12:23:40 AM): build MORE buildings
Hagurumon31 (12:23:47 AM): Why?
discountbrick77 (12:23:49 AM): build MORE COMPLEX tools
discountbrick77 (12:23:56 AM): and hunt more
Hagurumon31 (12:24:11 AM): We only need enough shelters to LIVE in and store stuff
Hagurumon31 (12:24:17 AM): Dude
discountbrick77 (12:24:27 AM): but I'd like more than that
Hagurumon31 (12:24:30 AM): Hunting and building would not take up your ENTIRE life
discountbrick77 (12:24:33 AM): more than nessicities
discountbrick77 (12:24:37 AM): your just lazy
Hagurumon31 (12:24:40 AM): What?
discountbrick77 (12:24:45 AM): I mean
Hagurumon31 (12:24:46 AM): No, I would survive, too.
Hagurumon31 (12:24:48 AM): I'm saying
discountbrick77 (12:24:49 AM): you're just lazy
Hagurumon31 (12:24:51 AM): Once you finish
Hagurumon31 (12:25:03 AM): there's nothing left to do.
Hagurumon31 (12:25:04 AM): >:@
discountbrick77 (12:25:09 AM): yeah there is
discountbrick77 (12:25:14 AM): build on what you've got
discountbrick77 (12:25:19 AM): progress
Hagurumon31 (12:25:27 AM): And what aboot when you use up all the wood on the island?
Hagurumon31 (12:25:33 AM): You chop down all the trees
discountbrick77 (12:25:33 AM): You won't
Hagurumon31 (12:25:37 AM): killing all the animals
Hagurumon31 (12:25:40 AM): then you're out of food
discountbrick77 (12:25:43 AM): won't
Hagurumon31 (12:25:45 AM): no more buildings
Hagurumon31 (12:25:59 AM): And-
Hagurumon31 (12:26:08 AM): How would you chop down the trees in the first place?
Hagurumon31 (12:26:16 AM): If you have nothing with you on the island?
Hagurumon31 (12:26:48 AM): I suppose you could chizel away at them with rocks, but that'd
take a while.
discountbrick77 (12:28:04 AM): good point
discountbrick77 (12:28:12 AM): I'd make a flint axe
Hagurumon31 (12:28:22 AM): Out of what?
discountbrick77 (12:28:28 AM): FLINT
Hagurumon31 (12:28:29 AM): Don't you need WOOD for a handle?
discountbrick77 (12:28:37 AM): yeah
discountbrick77 (12:28:39 AM): use a twig
Hagurumon31 (12:28:42 AM): Ah
Hagurumon31 (12:28:47 AM): Ah, okay.
Hagurumon31 (12:29:00 AM): Well
Hagurumon31 (12:29:20 AM): Perhaps some exploration of the island would be nice too
Hagurumon31 (12:29:30 AM): Roleplaying would be so kick-ass if we found caves or something
Hagurumon31 (12:31:49 AM): Oooh, what would we do in winter?
Hagurumon31 (12:31:53 AM): Like, for warmth?
discountbrick77 (12:32:00 AM): stay in caves
Hagurumon31 (12:32:01 AM): Well, other than cuddling
discountbrick77 (12:32:11 AM): We'd probably build the homes in the caves
Hagurumon31 (12:32:12 AM): But I mean like... wouldn't we need coats?
discountbrick77 (12:32:16 AM): use animal hides
Hagurumon31 (12:32:19 AM): EWWW
Hagurumon31 (12:32:31 AM): Dude, man. I don't like touching dead things.
Hagurumon31 (12:32:39 AM): I wouldn't be able to wear one. o_o
discountbrick77 (12:32:39 AM): then you would die
Hagurumon31 (12:32:50 AM): Yeah, probably.
Hagurumon31 (12:32:57 AM): I'd be the first one to go.
Hagurumon31 (12:33:26 AM): Well, people could hug me.
Hagurumon31 (12:33:31 AM): Then I'd be kinda warm.
discountbrick77 (12:33:35 AM): we wouldn't
Hagurumon31 (12:33:42 AM): No, not you
Hagurumon31 (12:33:46 AM): But some people would
Hagurumon31 (12:34:48 AM): Aaaaand what if there's like, a storm or something?
Hagurumon31 (12:34:56 AM): How would we handle that'n?
discountbrick77 (12:35:02 AM): caves again
Hagurumon31 (12:35:06 AM): K.
Hagurumon31 (12:35:12 AM): Hopefully there ARE caves.
Hagurumon31 (12:35:31 AM): We also need to probably have markers to uh, mark our trails
Hagurumon31 (12:35:36 AM): and keep everyone together
discountbrick77 (12:36:00 AM): er
discountbrick77 (12:36:02 AM): cept
discountbrick77 (12:36:06 AM): we wouldn't all go at once
Hagurumon31 (12:36:13 AM): Well, no
discountbrick77 (12:36:16 AM): only a few people out
Hagurumon31 (12:36:26 AM): But I'm saying we'd need to make sure everyone knows how to get
back to camp :p
Hagurumon31 (12:36:46 AM): Well, I call Anna and Psy for my party.
Hagurumon31 (12:37:06 AM): Oh, and Macen if he's there. Why not.
discountbrick77 (12:37:33 AM): yeah
discountbrick77 (12:37:37 AM): I'd kill Macen
Hagurumon31 (12:37:42 AM): XD Go ahead
Hagurumon31 (12:37:45 AM): So, uh,
discountbrick77 (12:37:50 AM): Gist his face
Hagurumon31 (12:38:01 AM): if we're trapped there forever, would we reproduce?
Hagurumon31 (12:38:08 AM): And like, start a civilization? :p
discountbrick77 (12:38:17 AM): yes
discountbrick77 (12:38:25 AM): That's what I was saying
discountbrick77 (12:38:25 AM): build shit
discountbrick77 (12:38:31 AM): reproducing, eh?
Hagurumon31 (12:38:33 AM): Yeah
discountbrick77 (12:38:36 AM): Anna
discountbrick77 (12:38:38 AM): Tara
discountbrick77 (12:38:46 AM): all the female members
Hagurumon31 (12:38:50 AM): Well uhh
Hagurumon31 (12:39:02 AM): None of you other Internet guys are competition for me. ^^
discountbrick77 (12:39:12 AM): yeah we are
discountbrick77 (12:39:19 AM): We'd all take turns probably
Hagurumon31 (12:39:23 AM): Uhhh, no.
discountbrick77 (12:39:31 AM): Like after one child
discountbrick77 (12:39:33 AM): it's like
discountbrick77 (12:39:34 AM): oka
discountbrick77 (12:39:34 AM): y
discountbrick77 (12:39:37 AM): Mike's turn
Hagurumon31 (12:39:43 AM): Ehhh, no
Hagurumon31 (12:39:45 AM): How aboot
discountbrick77 (12:39:45 AM): then a female would bore his child
discountbrick77 (12:39:49 AM): that way
Hagurumon31 (12:39:53 AM): Three dudes
discountbrick77 (12:39:54 AM): The gene pool isn't all one guy
Hagurumon31 (12:39:58 AM): or four if Heather's there
discountbrick77 (12:40:02 AM): yeah
Hagurumon31 (12:40:09 AM): each claim one chick
discountbrick77 (12:40:15 AM): haha no
Hagurumon31 (12:40:17 AM): You know my choice. =/
discountbrick77 (12:40:24 AM): yeah
discountbrick77 (12:40:30 AM): We'd all take turns
Hagurumon31 (12:40:32 AM): Who would you go with?
discountbrick77 (12:40:32 AM): only
discountbrick77 (12:40:36 AM): I wouldn't do Anna
discountbrick77 (12:40:37 AM): srsly
Hagurumon31 (12:40:40 AM): Wait, no, you're not reproducing
Hagurumon31 (12:40:47 AM): That'd fuck up the gene pool
discountbrick77 (12:40:47 AM): yes I am
discountbrick77 (12:40:54 AM): The Cunningham Clan must continue
discountbrick77 (12:40:59 AM): Over Fork Over
Hagurumon31 (12:41:16 AM): Well look at it this way...
Hagurumon31 (12:42:10 AM): If we're all stranded on an island forever, I don't think Anna would
mind helping to populate our civilization. And, uh, since it's only my friends, I'd probably be
her choice of husband.
Hagurumon31 (12:42:20 AM): Because all my friends are fucked up. Seriously.
discountbrick77 (12:42:22 AM): no
discountbrick77 (12:42:25 AM): look at it like this
discountbrick77 (12:42:32 AM): for maximum amount of children
discountbrick77 (12:42:38 AM): all women would be fucked by everyone
Hagurumon31 (12:42:42 AM): No.
discountbrick77 (12:42:48 AM): you may not like it
discountbrick77 (12:43:01 AM): but it's for the greater good to have moar kids
Hagurumon31 (12:43:06 AM): =/
discountbrick77 (12:43:07 AM): and a more diverse gene pool
Hagurumon31 (12:43:25 AM): Yeeeah, you guys can expand your gene pool through Tara and Myrrh
Hagurumon31 (12:43:27 AM): and Heather
discountbrick77 (12:43:37 AM): fine whatever
discountbrick77 (12:43:47 AM): Anna's genes ar eno good anyway
Hagurumon31 (12:43:49 AM): Y'know
discountbrick77 (12:43:51 AM): and neither are yours
Hagurumon31 (12:43:58 AM): If we, uh, fight over things like this
Hagurumon31 (12:44:02 AM): we'll end up with
Hagurumon31 (12:44:11 AM): two civilizations warring against eachother.
discountbrick77 (12:44:16 AM): yeah
discountbrick77 (12:44:21 AM): Mine would decimate yours
Hagurumon31 (12:44:25 AM): Yeah.
discountbrick77 (12:44:25 AM): completely
Hagurumon31 (12:44:30 AM): Let's just be allies.
discountbrick77 (12:44:33 AM): k
Hagurumon31 (12:44:45 AM): But not the kind of allies who sleep with their partners' queens.
discountbrick77 (12:44:48 AM): I'd probably name my faction "Cunningham Clan"
discountbrick77 (12:44:59 AM): Mike can't be in it
Hagurumon31 (12:45:01 AM): I call the Nickle Clan.
Hagurumon31 (12:45:06 AM): I spelled that wrong.
Hagurumon31 (12:45:24 AM): Mike could be in our clan.
discountbrick77 (12:45:28 AM): yeah
Hagurumon31 (12:45:33 AM): I think he's a friend of Anna's from HRWiki.
discountbrick77 (12:45:57 AM): I'd make KN and DreamWalker honorary Clan members
Hagurumon31 (12:46:09 AM): Who the fuck is DreamWalker?
discountbrick77 (12:46:12 AM): and other people
discountbrick77 (12:46:15 AM): old member
discountbrick77 (12:46:17 AM): he was cool
Hagurumon31 (12:46:28 AM): I remember the name, but I forget who that was
Hagurumon31 (12:46:30 AM): Oh wait
discountbrick77 (12:46:37 AM): oh
Hagurumon31 (12:46:38 AM): I think his forum was where I met KN
discountbrick77 (12:46:44 AM): And Ifnspifn is on mine too
Hagurumon31 (12:46:47 AM): He's from ZLF, right?
discountbrick77 (12:46:49 AM): so is Phantommon
discountbrick77 (12:46:53 AM): and Scythemantis
Hagurumon31 (12:46:56 AM): Errr
Hagurumon31 (12:47:05 AM): I dunno, Phanty would probably be on my side
Hagurumon31 (12:47:11 AM): We're pretty good friends.
discountbrick77 (12:47:55 AM): back
discountbrick77 (12:47:56 AM): anyway
discountbrick77 (12:47:58 AM): yeah
discountbrick77 (12:48:00 AM): Scythemantis
discountbrick77 (12:48:03 AM): Ifnspifn
Hagurumon31 (12:48:11 AM): K.
Hagurumon31 (12:48:17 AM): Uhhh... let's see
discountbrick77 (12:48:19 AM): You can keep NinjaBot
discountbrick77 (12:48:24 AM): and Paratroopa
discountbrick77 (12:48:25 AM): and smithy
discountbrick77 (12:48:27 AM): and kilroy
Hagurumon31 (12:48:35 AM): Myrrh and Tara would probably be on our side, 'cause they're friends
of Anna
Hagurumon31 (12:48:37 AM): But
Hagurumon31 (12:48:42 AM): that would fuck you guys over
discountbrick77 (12:48:43 AM): I dunno
discountbrick77 (12:48:47 AM): They might join us
discountbrick77 (12:48:50 AM): You never know
discountbrick77 (12:49:01 AM): but-uh
Hagurumon31 (12:49:01 AM): Well, I guess as long as we're allies it shouldn't matter
Hagurumon31 (12:49:40 AM): But see, Anna has to be queen of our civilization.
Hagurumon31 (12:50:00 AM): You can do whatever with your fucked-up civilization. :p
discountbrick77 (12:50:15 AM): Our civ. would have no king or queen
discountbrick77 (12:50:18 AM): but a Caesar
discountbrick77 (12:50:22 AM): and a Senate
Hagurumon31 (12:50:31 AM): Anna would be the brains of the operation
Hagurumon31 (12:50:39 AM): she'd give commands on what we're all to do
Hagurumon31 (12:50:49 AM): with gathering food, building, etc.
discountbrick77 (12:51:33 AM): Our civ. would be better
Hagurumon31 (12:51:37 AM): Naaah
discountbrick77 (12:51:40 AM): it'd start with a Clan House
discountbrick77 (12:51:46 AM): which is where all the shit happens
discountbrick77 (12:51:50 AM): A Long House
discountbrick77 (12:51:52 AM): where we eat
discountbrick77 (12:51:56 AM): and a few houses
Hagurumon31 (12:52:04 AM): I would try to build a larger palace-type thing for Anna's house.
discountbrick77 (12:52:07 AM): for sleeping and recreational activity
Hagurumon31 (12:52:31 AM): The roof has to be made of leaves or whatever, though, in case it
collapses. Because I'm a shitty architect.
discountbrick77 (12:52:39 AM): umm
discountbrick77 (12:52:47 AM): what about when it rains really hard?
discountbrick77 (12:52:50 AM): or hails?
Hagurumon31 (12:52:51 AM): hmmm
Hagurumon31 (12:52:57 AM): Yeah...
discountbrick77 (12:53:03 AM): I'd build a wall on the entrance of a cave
discountbrick77 (12:53:07 AM): with a door
Hagurumon31 (12:53:12 AM): I suppose I'd make a wooden roof
Hagurumon31 (12:53:18 AM): But thin wood
Hagurumon31 (12:53:21 AM): just to be safe
discountbrick77 (12:53:22 AM): or I'd build it out of stone
discountbrick77 (12:53:25 AM): going into the ground
Hagurumon31 (12:53:26 AM): Lightweight
discountbrick77 (12:53:29 AM): with a wall around
discountbrick77 (12:53:34 AM): here
discountbrick77 (12:53:37 AM): lemme paint a pic
Hagurumon31 (12:53:55 AM): Mmm...k
Hagurumon31 (12:54:47 AM): Owwwww, I just realized something.
Hagurumon31 (12:54:54 AM): How the hell would we deliver the babies?
discountbrick77 (12:57:29 AM): same way one normally does
discountbrick77 (12:57:32 AM): push
Hagurumon31 (12:57:40 AM): Well, yeah
Hagurumon31 (12:57:42 AM): But dude
Hagurumon31 (12:57:57 AM): What if something goes wrong with the pregnancy or something?
Hagurumon31 (12:58:03 AM): We have no doctors!
discountbrick77 (12:58:23 AM): Then they die
Hagurumon31 (12:58:29 AM): o_o;
discountbrick77 (12:58:33 AM): yeah
Hagurumon31 (12:58:34 AM): Well, fuck that.
discountbrick77 (12:58:40 AM): Cavemen had this problem too
Hagurumon31 (12:58:41 AM): I'm not gonna put Anna through that.
discountbrick77 (12:58:46 AM): cool
discountbrick77 (12:58:49 AM): Your clan will die
Hagurumon31 (12:58:55 AM): You guys can just reproduce through Tara and Myrrh.
discountbrick77 (12:59:06 AM): hot
Hagurumon31 (12:59:11 AM): Yeeeaaah
Hagurumon31 (12:59:12 AM): Well
discountbrick77 (12:59:14 AM): heather?
Hagurumon31 (12:59:30 AM): what if one of our other clansmen were to reproduce through one of
your women?
Hagurumon31 (12:59:41 AM): The baby could carry on the clan
discountbrick77 (12:59:46 AM): no
discountbrick77 (12:59:52 AM): Use your own women
Hagurumon31 (1:00:19 AM): You greedy bastard. :p
Hagurumon31 (1:00:36 AM): Okay, I guess Heather would be in our clan
discountbrick77 (1:00:57 AM): We should totally do this sometime
Hagurumon31 (1:01:00 AM): O_O
discountbrick77 (1:01:01 AM): Just go to an island
Hagurumon31 (1:01:06 AM): Yeah.
discountbrick77 (1:01:16 AM): yeah
discountbrick77 (1:01:18 AM): she hates me
discountbrick77 (1:01:20 AM): so probably
Hagurumon31 (1:01:21 AM): But it's not like everyone would agree to this
Hagurumon31 (1:01:31 AM): They have families and friends
Hagurumon31 (1:01:58 AM): But uhh, I suppose the members of my civilization could reproduce
through Heather.
discountbrick77 (1:02:05 AM): yeah
discountbrick77 (1:02:14 AM): not really with HMB members
discountbrick77 (1:02:26 AM): but get a bunch of guys and gals and do this
Hagurumon31 (1:02:30 AM): XD
Hagurumon31 (1:03:18 AM): Hmmm...I see
Hagurumon31 (1:03:28 AM): Now remember, dude
Hagurumon31 (1:03:34 AM): DO NOT kill all the animals at once
Hagurumon31 (1:03:39 AM): They need to reproduce, too
discountbrick77 (1:03:43 AM): yeah
Hagurumon31 (1:03:43 AM): Or we'll run out of food
discountbrick77 (1:03:48 AM): I'm not an idiot
Hagurumon31 (1:03:51 AM): Yes
Hagurumon31 (1:04:03 AM): But since we don't know how many animals there are
Hagurumon31 (1:04:18 AM): We'd have to CATCH a few
Hagurumon31 (1:04:22 AM): and keep them in our campsite
Hagurumon31 (1:04:27 AM): to make sure nobody kills them
discountbrick77 (1:04:28 AM): yeah
discountbrick77 (1:04:29 AM): you know
discountbrick77 (1:04:43 AM): I need to make an "HMB: The Island" on HMB
discountbrick77 (1:04:45 AM): as a forum
Hagurumon31 (1:04:47 AM): Yeah
Hagurumon31 (1:05:09 AM): It could be a roleplaying thing where we actually act out all this
trapped on an island thing :p
Hagurumon31 (1:05:12 AM): anyway
discountbrick77 (1:05:20 AM): and to build something
Hagurumon31 (1:05:20 AM): What aboot the vegetarians?
discountbrick77 (1:05:24 AM): We edit an image of the island
Hagurumon31 (1:05:29 AM): There had BETTER fucking be berries
discountbrick77 (1:05:31 AM): The vegetarians die
Hagurumon31 (1:05:36 AM): Uhhh, no
discountbrick77 (1:05:39 AM): yes
Hagurumon31 (1:05:46 AM): We'd have to find fruits and shit
discountbrick77 (1:05:51 AM): yeah
Hagurumon31 (1:05:59 AM): Because dude, even I won't touch raw meat
discountbrick77 (1:06:00 AM): and you'd get calcium defiency and die
discountbrick77 (1:06:09 AM): T_T
Hagurumon31 (1:06:10 AM): Uhhh..no
discountbrick77 (1:06:17 AM): IT WOULD BE COOKED YOU NIGGER
Hagurumon31 (1:06:20 AM): There's no calcium in meat, either, so there you go
Hagurumon31 (1:06:39 AM): Look
Hagurumon31 (1:06:43 AM): There's calcium in milk
Hagurumon31 (1:06:46 AM): Simple solution
Hagurumon31 (1:06:50 AM): Breastfeeding
discountbrick77 (1:07:12 AM): but where does the female get the calcium? ;)
Hagurumon31 (1:07:23 AM): Squeeze some milk from our women's boobs and store it in carved-out wood
Hagurumon31 (1:07:25 AM): errr
Hagurumon31 (1:07:28 AM): oshit
Hagurumon31 (1:07:35 AM): A conundrum.
discountbrick77 (1:07:37 AM): yeah
Hagurumon31 (1:07:43 AM): Well, uh
discountbrick77 (1:07:50 AM): You'd die if you were vegetarian
discountbrick77 (1:07:50 AM): and nick
discountbrick77 (1:07:54 AM): The meat is cooked
Hagurumon31 (1:07:58 AM): ah
Hagurumon31 (1:08:03 AM): Why would I die?
discountbrick77 (1:08:08 AM): and spiced :p
Hagurumon31 (1:08:15 AM): ...spiced? HOW?
discountbrick77 (1:08:18 AM): various dieseases
Hagurumon31 (1:08:18 AM): THERE'S NO SPICES
discountbrick77 (1:08:21 AM): uh
discountbrick77 (1:08:31 AM): SPICES ARE NATURAL YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Hagurumon31 (1:08:36 AM): O_O
discountbrick77 (1:08:37 AM): rosemary
Hagurumon31 (1:08:41 AM): Weird.
Hagurumon31 (1:08:44 AM): Well, okay
discountbrick77 (1:08:45 AM): oh my god
discountbrick77 (1:08:46 AM): just
discountbrick77 (1:08:48 AM): ugh
Hagurumon31 (1:08:52 AM): But how would meat-eaters get calcium, too?
discountbrick77 (1:08:57 AM): WHERE DID YOU THINK SPICES COME FROM?
discountbrick77 (1:09:05 AM): meat you nigger
Hagurumon31 (1:09:08 AM): How do we know there's spices on THIS island?
Hagurumon31 (1:09:16 AM): There's calcium in meat? o_O
discountbrick77 (1:09:20 AM): spices = plants
Hagurumon31 (1:09:44 AM): yeah, but how do we know there's spice plants? Maybe there's only trees
and grass.
Hagurumon31 (1:10:08 AM): Well
Hagurumon31 (1:10:15 AM): If it was necessary to their survival
Hagurumon31 (1:10:22 AM): maybe the vegetarians would eat meat. =/
Hagurumon31 (1:12:06 AM): *poke poke*
discountbrick77 (1:12:15 AM): jhvy
Hagurumon31 (1:12:19 AM): o hai
Hagurumon31 (1:12:31 AM): Any other matters needing taken care of?
discountbrick77 (1:12:37 AM): nope
discountbrick77 (1:12:40 AM): just got some cookies
Hagurumon31 (1:12:43 AM): ><
Hagurumon31 (1:12:50 AM): I MEANT ON THE ISLAND
discountbrick77 (1:12:54 AM): oh
Hagurumon31 (1:13:17 AM): Think we could make musical instruments from wood? :D
discountbrick77 (1:13:23 AM): yeah
discountbrick77 (1:13:28 AM): flutes
Hagurumon31 (1:13:31 AM): a limited amount though
Hagurumon31 (1:13:33 AM): yeah
discountbrick77 (1:13:39 AM): Nick
discountbrick77 (1:13:44 AM): There are PLENTY of trees
Hagurumon31 (1:13:44 AM): An all-flutes band would suck, though
Hagurumon31 (1:13:50 AM): Oh?
Hagurumon31 (1:13:54 AM): Well, yes
Hagurumon31 (1:14:03 AM): But what do we do if we use them all up?
Hagurumon31 (1:14:06 AM): Unless of course
Hagurumon31 (1:14:09 AM): we plant seeds
discountbrick77 (1:14:11 AM): we don't
discountbrick77 (1:14:23 AM): the island is huge
discountbrick77 (1:14:27 AM): and beside the island
discountbrick77 (1:14:30 AM): are more islands
Hagurumon31 (1:14:36 AM): Dude
Hagurumon31 (1:14:45 AM): If we're gonna start a civilization
Hagurumon31 (1:14:55 AM): We'll need to make sure we don't kill all the trees
Hagurumon31 (1:15:05 AM): Trees have seeds on them usually, right?
discountbrick77 (1:15:06 AM): mmmright
discountbrick77 (1:15:15 AM): yes
Hagurumon31 (1:15:18 AM): Good
discountbrick77 (1:15:21 AM): and those seeds will grows
discountbrick77 (1:15:24 AM): don't worry
Hagurumon31 (1:15:27 AM): we'll plant seeds every time we chop down a tree
Hagurumon31 (1:15:30 AM): problem solved
discountbrick77 (1:15:34 AM): yeah
Hagurumon31 (1:15:45 AM): Hmm... how long would it take to fully grow, though? Shiiit
discountbrick77 (1:15:54 AM): 10 years
Hagurumon31 (1:15:56 AM): We may run out of trees before the first one grows back
discountbrick77 (1:16:04 AM): We won't
Hagurumon31 (1:16:11 AM): Mmmm...
Hagurumon31 (1:16:26 AM): So uhh
Hagurumon31 (1:16:31 AM): aboot these "other islands"
discountbrick77 (1:16:37 AM): yeah
Hagurumon31 (1:16:41 AM): You're suggesting we build boats and expand our land, right?
discountbrick77 (1:16:48 AM): yes
Hagurumon31 (1:16:51 AM): Ah-ha
Hagurumon31 (1:16:58 AM): Each clan could have an island
discountbrick77 (1:17:06 AM): yeah
discountbrick77 (1:17:08 AM): I suppose
Hagurumon31 (1:17:11 AM): Hell, once our empires grow, we could divide into even more empires
Hagurumon31 (1:17:30 AM): We could become a whole fuckin' country if there's enough islands.
Hagurumon31 (1:18:01 AM): But we'd have to discover electricity and map out the genome and do all
that shit all over again. =/
discountbrick77 (1:18:19 AM): yeah
discountbrick77 (1:18:25 AM): 'cept uh
discountbrick77 (1:18:28 AM): it'd be better
Hagurumon31 (1:18:29 AM): I dunno if we're smart enough
discountbrick77 (1:18:36 AM): if the clans stuck close toghether
Hagurumon31 (1:18:40 AM): Well, yeah
Hagurumon31 (1:19:13 AM): But we also don't wanna overpopulate
Hagurumon31 (1:19:21 AM): as we grow we'll need more food and more shelters
discountbrick77 (1:19:27 AM): Actually we want to be very fruitful
discountbrick77 (1:19:35 AM): more people = faster building and more food
Hagurumon31 (1:19:39 AM): Yes
Hagurumon31 (1:19:53 AM): But we also have to be more cafeful as to not use up all our resources
discountbrick77 (1:20:27 AM): We won't
Hagurumon31 (1:20:37 AM): Don't be too sure aboot that. =/
discountbrick77 (1:20:46 AM): I will
discountbrick77 (1:20:51 AM): if we start to run low
discountbrick77 (1:21:07 AM): we lay off building
Hagurumon31 (1:22:22 AM): Well, okay then.
Hagurumon31 (1:23:07 AM): We'd better hope some of the second generation babies are chicks.
discountbrick77 (1:23:17 AM): umm
discountbrick77 (1:23:17 AM): no
Hagurumon31 (1:23:24 AM): Why?
discountbrick77 (1:23:33 AM): then there would be no 2nd generation males to impregnate chicks
Hagurumon31 (1:23:33 AM): We need more chicks to reproduce, right?
Hagurumon31 (1:23:40 AM): I said SOME
Hagurumon31 (1:23:46 AM): We need both chicks and dudes.
discountbrick77 (1:23:47 AM): oh
Hagurumon31 (1:24:05 AM): We can't let the first generation chicks handle all the childbearing
Hagurumon31 (1:24:09 AM): that'd just be cruel
discountbrick77 (1:24:17 AM): yeah
Hagurumon31 (1:24:37 AM): In fact, we'd better hope even ONE of our chicks would be willing to
reproduce. =/
discountbrick77 (1:24:48 AM): if not
discountbrick77 (1:24:50 AM): Then rape
Hagurumon31 (1:24:55 AM): Uh, no.
discountbrick77 (1:25:01 AM): yes
Hagurumon31 (1:25:04 AM): no
Hagurumon31 (1:25:25 AM): I'm sure if it were absolutely NECESSARY they would, I guess.
Hagurumon31 (1:25:54 AM): Ha, oh man
Hagurumon31 (1:25:57 AM): What aboot clothes?
discountbrick77 (1:26:07 AM): yeah
discountbrick77 (1:26:10 AM): yeah
Hagurumon31 (1:26:11 AM): Only the first generation would have clothes =/
discountbrick77 (1:26:16 AM): i thought about that
Hagurumon31 (1:26:20 AM): Because we wore 'em coming to the island
discountbrick77 (1:26:21 AM): dunno
discountbrick77 (1:26:35 AM): I guess we'd wear Elephant-ear leaves
Hagurumon31 (1:26:45 AM): Well, not US.
Hagurumon31 (1:26:47 AM): WE have clothes
Hagurumon31 (1:26:55 AM): But the second generation'll be nekkid
discountbrick77 (1:27:00 AM): no
Hagurumon31 (1:27:00 AM): Whoa
Hagurumon31 (1:27:04 AM): I just thought of it
discountbrick77 (1:27:05 AM): Elephant ear leaves
Hagurumon31 (1:27:14 AM): A tropical island filled with nekkid chicks...
Hagurumon31 (1:27:19 AM): Whoooooaaaa.
Hagurumon31 (1:27:35 AM): I jack off to the thought of that very, VERY often.
discountbrick77 (1:27:49 AM): haha
Hagurumon31 (1:27:50 AM): Wow. If it were to really happen I would so cum like crazy. o_O
Hagurumon31 (1:28:04 AM): Oh and
Hagurumon31 (1:28:15 AM): How would we teach the kids to talk and stuff?
discountbrick77 (1:28:25 AM): how does one normally
discountbrick77 (1:28:32 AM): they just hear us speak
Hagurumon31 (1:28:36 AM): o_O
discountbrick77 (1:28:38 AM): and learn it
Hagurumon31 (1:28:51 AM): But how would they know how to actually DO it?
Hagurumon31 (1:28:52 AM): Like
Hagurumon31 (1:29:01 AM): To talk you have to, like, do something in your throat
discountbrick77 (1:29:08 AM): haha
discountbrick77 (1:29:08 AM): wow
discountbrick77 (1:29:09 AM): no
discountbrick77 (1:29:17 AM): How do you think toddlers learn to talk?
Hagurumon31 (1:29:24 AM): I have no idea.
Hagurumon31 (1:29:30 AM): I also always wondered
Hagurumon31 (1:29:36 AM): how babies learn to do other stuff
discountbrick77 (1:29:41 AM): They hear their parents
Hagurumon31 (1:29:43 AM): like breathe, swallow, blink, etc.
discountbrick77 (1:29:43 AM): and repeat
discountbrick77 (1:29:46 AM): and learn it
Hagurumon31 (1:29:51 AM): But like
discountbrick77 (1:30:06 AM): Those are natural you idiot
Hagurumon31 (1:30:07 AM): how do they know what their parents are doing to accomplish it?
Hagurumon31 (1:30:41 AM): What do you mean?
discountbrick77 (1:31:13 AM): ugh
discountbrick77 (1:31:14 AM): just
discountbrick77 (1:31:17 AM): nevermind
Hagurumon31 (1:31:22 AM): Errrr...okaaay
Hagurumon31 (1:31:40 AM): But an empire of people that don't know how to breathe would kinda suck
Hagurumon31 (1:31:44 AM): Everyone would die.
discountbrick77 (1:32:08 AM): THEY WOULD KNOQ
discountbrick77 (1:32:10 AM): *KNOW
discountbrick77 (1:32:11 AM): GOD
discountbrick77 (1:32:12 AM): YOU
discountbrick77 (1:32:13 AM): ARE
discountbrick77 (1:32:13 AM): SO
discountbrick77 (1:32:14 AM): FUCKING
discountbrick77 (1:32:16 AM): STUPID
Hagurumon31 (1:32:23 AM): HOW WOULD THEY KNOW?!
Hagurumon31 (1:32:43 AM): Ugh, fuck it
Hagurumon31 (1:32:51 AM): You're not making any sense
Hagurumon31 (1:32:57 AM): So what else would our island need?
discountbrick77 (1:33:01 AM): IT'S NATURAL
discountbrick77 (1:33:13 AM): it's instinctive
Hagurumon31 (1:33:14 AM): Waylon
Hagurumon31 (1:33:21 AM): You can't just be born and know how to do stuff
discountbrick77 (1:33:39 AM): Nick
discountbrick77 (1:33:42 AM): yes
discountbrick77 (1:33:44 AM): yes you do
discountbrick77 (1:33:47 AM): you already know
discountbrick77 (1:33:48 AM): how to blink
discountbrick77 (1:33:51 AM): and how to breathe
discountbrick77 (1:33:54 AM): how do you think
discountbrick77 (1:34:03 AM): animals like cows know how to blink and breathe, eh?
Hagurumon31 (1:34:09 AM): Uhhh...I 'unno
Hagurumon31 (1:34:11 AM): Wait...
Hagurumon31 (1:34:14 AM): do animals really blink?
discountbrick77 (1:34:20 AM): This is common fucking sense
discountbrick77 (1:34:21 AM): YES
discountbrick77 (1:34:23 AM): THEY DO!
Hagurumon31 (1:34:28 AM): Weird. o.O
discountbrick77 (1:34:32 AM): IT'S TO REMOISTEN THE EYES
Hagurumon31 (1:35:02 AM): I thought that was only for humans.
discountbrick77 (1:35:08 AM): no
discountbrick77 (1:35:10 AM): you
discountbrick77 (1:35:11 AM): are
discountbrick77 (1:35:12 AM): so
discountbrick77 (1:35:13 AM): sheltered
Hagurumon31 (1:35:16 AM): Dude, I've stared at my cats and dogs and stuff
discountbrick77 (1:35:20 AM): it's not even funny anymore
Hagurumon31 (1:35:22 AM): they friggin' NEVER blink
discountbrick77 (1:35:41 AM): yeah they do
Hagurumon31 (1:35:49 AM): Well, I've never seen 'em.
Hagurumon31 (1:36:02 AM): *sigh* Okay, what else does our island need?
discountbrick77 (1:36:25 AM): guns?
Hagurumon31 (1:36:37 AM): We don't have the materials for that.
Hagurumon31 (1:36:44 AM): Also, we'd start crime.
Hagurumon31 (1:36:47 AM): We don't want that.
discountbrick77 (1:37:17 AM): I was joking
Hagurumon31 (1:37:21 AM): Ah.
Hagurumon31 (1:37:32 AM): Uhhh...entertainment?
discountbrick77 (1:37:34 AM): niggers?
Hagurumon31 (1:37:37 AM): ................
Hagurumon31 (1:37:41 AM): ummm
discountbrick77 (1:37:41 AM): hmmm
Hagurumon31 (1:37:46 AM): Our civilization
discountbrick77 (1:37:46 AM): a theatre?
Hagurumon31 (1:37:50 AM): would pretty much just be
Hagurumon31 (1:38:23 AM): Americans, Indians, Dutchians, Scottishans, Irish, ummmm...
Hagurumon31 (1:38:28 AM): Mexicans...
Hagurumon31 (1:38:31 AM): Ummm
discountbrick77 (1:38:36 AM): *Scots
Hagurumon31 (1:38:51 AM): Well, but most of our nationalities would be buried DEEP within
discountbrick77 (1:39:06 AM): I'm like a 3rd generation american scot
Hagurumon31 (1:39:07 AM): We're mostly American, apparently, unless KN does some major fucking.
discountbrick77 (1:39:21 AM): so I've got hardly anything but scot
Hagurumon31 (1:39:22 AM): Wait, they're called Scots?
Hagurumon31 (1:39:25 AM): Cool.
Hagurumon31 (1:39:37 AM): Did I get Dutchians right? What're Dutch people called?
Hagurumon31 (1:40:02 AM): Oh, and I'm part German.
Hagurumon31 (1:40:09 AM): So we'd have a bit of German, too.
discountbrick77 (1:40:31 AM): Dutch
Hagurumon31 (1:40:36 AM): Oh. o.O
discountbrick77 (1:40:41 AM): The Dutch
Hagurumon31 (1:40:44 AM): Ah
Hagurumon31 (1:40:47 AM): K.
Hagurumon31 (1:41:00 AM): Uhhh... I 'unno... do we know the nationalities of other peeps?
discountbrick77 (1:41:07 AM): dunno
Hagurumon31 (1:41:12 AM): I think I pretty much covered every nationality except Asians...
discountbrick77 (1:41:19 AM): you know
discountbrick77 (1:41:23 AM): Ifnspifn is colorblind
Hagurumon31 (1:41:35 AM): Weird.
discountbrick77 (1:41:35 AM): fo rizzle
Hagurumon31 (1:41:51 AM): So like, that means some of our empire will be colorblind, too?
Hagurumon31 (1:41:56 AM): Dude man
Hagurumon31 (1:42:03 AM): that's bull-to-the-shiznit
discountbrick77 (1:42:06 AM): no you stupid fuckface
Hagurumon31 (1:42:13 AM): Hmm?
discountbrick77 (1:42:13 AM): Colorblindness is not genetic
Hagurumon31 (1:42:21 AM): Oh. Good then.
Hagurumon31 (1:43:12 AM): Okay, so then
Hagurumon31 (1:43:20 AM): How was that relevant to our conversation?
discountbrick77 (1:43:24 AM): dunno
Hagurumon31 (1:43:29 AM): Ummm...k
discountbrick77 (1:43:36 AM): oh
Hagurumon31 (1:43:37 AM): Anywaaaay
discountbrick77 (1:43:41 AM): and I have cancer
Hagurumon31 (1:43:45 AM): o_O
Hagurumon31 (1:43:49 AM): really?
discountbrick77 (1:43:53 AM): yes
Hagurumon31 (1:44:01 AM): How long do you have to live?
discountbrick77 (1:44:09 AM): 8 monthes
Hagurumon31 (1:44:12 AM): Damn.
Hagurumon31 (1:44:18 AM): When'd you find this out?
discountbrick77 (1:44:22 AM): Nick
discountbrick77 (1:44:26 AM): I'm kidding
Hagurumon31 (1:44:28 AM): Oh.
discountbrick77 (1:44:31 AM): jeez
Hagurumon31 (1:44:41 AM): Oh.
Hagurumon31 (1:44:45 AM): Speaking of medical problems
Hagurumon31 (1:44:50 AM): Is it, uh, normal, for uh,
Hagurumon31 (1:45:04 AM): Someone's arm to still be swolen like a week after a tetanus shot?
discountbrick77 (1:45:17 AM): dunno
discountbrick77 (1:45:20 AM): could be infected
discountbrick77 (1:45:26 AM): and you probably have cancer
Hagurumon31 (1:45:30 AM): ....no
Hagurumon31 (1:45:38 AM): God dammit.
Hagurumon31 (1:45:41 AM): This just proves it.
Hagurumon31 (1:45:44 AM): Doctors kill people.
discountbrick77 (1:45:51 AM): um....sure
Hagurumon31 (1:46:16 AM): And it's not even my skin that's swolen
Hagurumon31 (1:46:23 AM): There's like, a ball UNDERNEATH my skin
discountbrick77 (1:46:29 AM): ew
Hagurumon31 (1:46:30 AM): If it really is cancer I'm gonna be pissed
discountbrick77 (1:47:02 AM): it probably is
Hagurumon31 (1:47:05 AM): Ummmm
Hagurumon31 (1:47:09 AM): I'd rather it wasn't.
discountbrick77 (1:47:21 AM): Tetanus shots really can do that
discountbrick77 (1:47:30 AM): it can disrupt the blood flow
Hagurumon31 (1:47:31 AM): O_O
discountbrick77 (1:47:39 AM): creating a build-up of skin cells
discountbrick77 (1:47:41 AM): making a tumor
discountbrick77 (1:47:46 AM): giving you cancer
Hagurumon31 (1:47:50 AM): ummmm
Hagurumon31 (1:47:54 AM): is there a cure?
discountbrick77 (1:48:06 AM): treatment, but no cure
Hagurumon31 (1:48:12 AM): Should I, like, call my aunt... who is... ummm... a nurse?
discountbrick77 (1:48:18 AM): no
discountbrick77 (1:48:23 AM): She's a doctor
discountbrick77 (1:48:27 AM): she'll only make it worse
Hagurumon31 (1:48:34 AM): ><
Hagurumon31 (1:48:48 AM): Ummm...
Hagurumon31 (1:50:32 AM): So liek
discountbrick77 (1:50:43 AM): http://www.qeok.com/cats/846-qeok.html
discountbrick77 (1:50:45 AM): zoomj
Hagurumon31 (1:51:25 AM): Weird.
discountbrick77 (1:51:35 AM): yeah
Hagurumon31 (1:52:15 AM): Uhhhh
Hagurumon31 (1:53:24 AM): Anything else for the island?
discountbrick77 (1:53:33 AM): dunno
Hagurumon31 (1:53:44 AM): hmm
Hagurumon31 (1:55:52 AM): Waaaaaaait a secooooond
Hagurumon31 (1:55:58 AM): You were being sarcastic, weren't you?
Hagurumon31 (1:56:11 AM): I don't really have cancer, do I?
discountbrick77 (1:56:15 AM): no
discountbrick77 (1:56:17 AM): you don't
discountbrick77 (1:56:33 AM): i just wanted a quick laugh
Hagurumon31 (1:56:38 AM): Oh suuuure
discountbrick77 (1:56:42 AM): I'm such a trickster.
Hagurumon31 (1:56:44 AM): Have fun with my stupidity ._.
discountbrick77 (1:56:50 AM): sorry
discountbrick77 (1:56:55 AM): but you're just too easy
Hagurumon31 (1:57:01 AM): I'd still like to know what the fuck's going on under my skin, though.
Hagurumon31 (1:57:06 AM): discountbrick77 (1:56:55 AM): but you're just too easy
Hagurumon31 (1:57:12 AM): That's what SHE said
Hagurumon31 (1:57:28 AM): I need to show Cheddar that. :p
Hagurumon31 (1:59:00 AM): Okay, so what do we do if someone on teh island has to, like, take
a dump and/or piss?
Hagurumon31 (2:03:40 AM): srsly
discountbrick77 (2:03:57 AM): hmmm
discountbrick77 (2:04:24 AM): insert a hollow chute diagnolly into the ground
discountbrick77 (2:04:29 AM): that goes off a cliff
discountbrick77 (2:04:39 AM): so people poop/piss in the chute
Hagurumon31 (2:04:43 AM): ....there's a cliff on an island?
discountbrick77 (2:04:44 AM): and it goes off the cliff
discountbrick77 (2:04:47 AM): yeah
Hagurumon31 (2:04:48 AM): Also
Hagurumon31 (2:05:08 AM): in some (read: one) cases, my body could be used as a terlet, too.
discountbrick77 (2:05:14 AM): I'm thinking of an island like off of Lost
Hagurumon31 (2:05:32 AM): .....you watch too much Nickelodeon.
discountbrick77 (2:05:40 AM): what
discountbrick77 (2:05:44 AM): Lost is on ABC
Hagurumon31 (2:05:49 AM): Well, whatever
Hagurumon31 (2:05:52 AM): You watch too much TV
discountbrick77 (2:05:56 AM): I havne't watched Nickoldeon for 4 years
discountbrick77 (2:06:06 AM): and Lost is the only show I watch
discountbrick77 (2:06:17 AM): besides Adult Swim
discountbrick77 (2:06:26 AM): srsly
Hagurumon31 (2:07:14 AM): Lost sounds like it sucks.
Hagurumon31 (2:07:18 AM): I hate those kinds of shows.
Hagurumon31 (2:09:00 AM): Y'know, I haven't watched TV for months. =/
Hagurumon31 (2:09:27 AM): Unless you count Roseanne when I was sleeping over at Nanny's, but I
wasn't paying much attention to the TV. I was busy eating, jacking, listening to music and
drawing.
Hagurumon31 (2:09:53 AM): Good show, though. o_o;
Hagurumon31 (2:11:41 AM): Hey, uh
Hagurumon31 (2:11:45 AM): Would you by any chance
Hagurumon31 (2:11:58 AM): have passwords to some lesbian anilingus sites? >_> <_<
discountbrick77 (2:12:12 AM): no
Hagurumon31 (2:12:17 AM): Damn.
Hagurumon31 (2:12:22 AM): I want lesbian anilingus porn! D:
discountbrick77 (2:13:57 AM): lol
Hagurumon31 (2:14:09 AM): What?
Hagurumon31 (2:15:30 AM): WHAT?
discountbrick77 (2:15:36 AM): vcccccc
Hagurumon31 (2:15:41 AM): I just like lesbians licking eachothers' asses, okay?!
Hagurumon31 (2:17:29 AM): Oh, like YOU don't.
Hagurumon31 (2:19:11 AM): Butts are hot.
Hagurumon31 (2:19:45 AM): Speaking of, I'm gonna go use mine. Bee-are-bee.
discountbrick77 (2:19:57 AM): cool
Hagurumon31 (2:26:21 AM): ...back
Hagurumon31 (2:26:25 AM): That was fun.
discountbrick77 (2:26:29 AM): hello
Hagurumon31 (2:26:35 AM): So anyway.
Hagurumon31 (2:26:49 AM): Uhhh, don't you have ANY porn passwords?
Hagurumon31 (2:31:19 AM): I only have one. ;_;
discountbrick77 (2:31:32 AM): zomg
Hagurumon31 (2:34:40 AM): Well, I'm gonna masturbate now.
discountbrick77 (2:34:45 AM): cool
Hagurumon31 (2:34:57 AM): Haha, I wonder how people would react if I said that IRL.
Hagurumon31 (2:36:19 AM): NICK: Well, I'm gonna masturbate now.
WAYLON: Cool
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NICK: Well, I'm gonna masturbate now.
ANNA: ......'kaaaaaaaay....
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NICK: Well, I'm gonna masturbate now.
HEATHER: Can I help? =3
discountbrick77 (2:36:34 AM): haha
Hagurumon31 (2:36:51 AM): I can guarantee that shit. =/
Hagurumon31 (2:37:02 AM): Well, probably.
Hagurumon31 (2:37:06 AM): I dunno what Anna would say.
Hagurumon31 (2:37:58 AM): Though this one tiem, when we were talking on the phone, I
mentioned to her that I can't jack off and do other stuff at the same time very well, and she
started giggling cutely and was like "I didn't need to know that!"
Hagurumon31 (2:39:06 AM): I also told her of my attempts to hide things in my pants and then
conveniently pull them out during conversations.
Hagurumon31 (2:40:30 AM): So uhhh, what would you do if, on our island thing, you were to
accidentally spot me jackin' off?
discountbrick77 (2:40:39 AM): walk away
Hagurumon31 (2:40:52 AM): Without saying anything? XD
discountbrick77 (2:41:05 AM): yeah
Hagurumon31 (2:41:08 AM): XDDD
Hagurumon31 (2:41:13 AM): You know what I'd do?
Hagurumon31 (2:41:28 AM): Without stopping, I'd look up at you and just say "Oh, hey".
Hagurumon31 (2:41:42 AM): Then look back down and continue. Seriously. XD
Hagurumon31 (2:46:36 AM): That'd make a great SKF moment
Hagurumon31 (2:48:02 AM): {Cut to Nick masturbating. Waylon walks up and sees him. Nick looks up.}
NICK: Oh, hey.
{Nick looks back down. After a breif pause, Waylon turns around and walks away. Cut to...}
Hagurumon31 (2:49:47 AM): I'm SO adding that into a script
Hagurumon31 (2:53:39 AM): So yeah... I'm gonna jack off. So bye.
