Bacon Man Song
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A comical song made by Phil in a state of delirium in Ryaconning after being brutally beaten up by Cloaked Figure.
[edit] Lyrics
I am the bacon man! Bring all the pork I can! To all the little kids down the row!
Clogging their arteries!
With all the MSG's
Then they'll all die at the age of eight!
