Pear

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Pear (Born 19th December 1934) is the father of Adolf Hitler and husband of Chris Crocker. He is friends with The Annoying Orange and Marshmallow.

[edit] Early life

Pear attended college at Fruitville academy and failed all of his exams. He lived in the supermarket for several years, begging to be bought. Nobody would by him and he'd just about given up on life.

[edit] The kitchen

After lots of waiting, Pear was finally bought by some guy. He was transfered to the kitchen where he met Orange and Marshmallow. He was endured to a life of torture, until he met Chris Crocker, his gay love of his life. It was then, that things looked up.

[edit] Love life

Pear somehow had sex with Chris Crocker and gave birth to his son, Adolf.