Optimus Prime
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Optimus Prime was a giant robot. He was best known for his dancing roles in Grease and Footloose. He was also a very talented singer, being the original inventor of Bohemian Rhapsody and a close friend of Pinkie Pie.
[edit] Life
Optimus grew up with his friend Pinkie Pie they lived in harmony together for many years. It wasn't until the age of six, that Optimus Prime found the love of his life, Mary Ingalls. They had sex many times and gave birth to Simon Cowell and Steve Erwin.
[edit] Death
Optimus was ignorant of the fact that Mary was a serial killer. When he was asleep, Mary hacked his built in computer and entered Hurr Durr.Com. It was too much for Optimus, thus he exploded. Sadly, Mary Ingalls didn't think this through and when Optimus died, he landed on Mary and SPLAT.
