Your girlfriend

From Create Your Own Story

You call your girlfriend and tell her your story. She tells you to stop drinking Vodka and call back when you are sober, then hangs up. You put the phone back on the hook, when Ramius comes in. He says " You have killed us all! The entire Soviet navy is coming to destroy us! Since I will die, I am going to kill you since you have killed me!" He then shoots you.

The end... or is it?