Wonder why you have a penis in the first place

From Create Your Own Story

You wake up, actually wake up this time, and with a quick reach down you've found you're box hot and dripping over that dream...... before the weird part. Do you:

Try to sort the dreams out?

Find your stash of toys?

Call someone over?

Hop in the shower and decide from there?

Take a stroll around town?

Remember it's a work day?