UDX: BE68: Try to shoo it away
From Create Your Own Story
You scare it off, but the damage is already done. Sam's face is scarred and she's crying.
Sam: You're such a fucking idiot Chris.
Chris: What the fuck do I have to with that crow attacking you?
Sam: Are there any bandages or anything for this face wound that's all your fault?
Chris: Um...no...it's not my fault your face looks like worms, shithead. Let's get your crow-attracting ass on the cable car.
You and Sam get on the cable car and head to the lodge. You awkwardly sit in silence.
You are Jessica. You are trusting, confident, and irreverent. You were Miss Homecoming and that's why class president Michael Munroe traded up from that bitch Emily and made you his girlfriend!
You are cuddling with your book waiting to greet him at the cable car station when you hear it arrive.
Jessica: It's time to meet and greet!
However when you get to the door it's just that nerd and self-proclaimed funny guy Chris and Sam who's looking uglier than usual.
Jessica: Ew, what's with the gross make-up Sam.
Sam: It's not make-up. A bird attacked me because Chris is a retard. Any-
Chris decks Sam mid-sentence.
Chris: It wasn't my fault you lying cunt.
Sam holds her face. Now she has a black-eye.
Chris: Jess, let us out before I hate rape this bitch.
What do you do?...
UDX: BE68: Be irreverent, leave them in there and watch Chris hate-rape Sam
