UDX: BE25: Tell her a boring story about how you met Josh and the Butterfly effect
From Create Your Own Story
~Butterfly Effect #195 Your actions have changed the story~
Chris: Want to hear a funny story.
Sam: Sure...I need a funny story after I saw someone die.
Chris: It's about how Josh and I are such great friends.
Sam: Cool...
Chris: Well it was second grade and the girl who sat in front of me to left to me had huge tits, like big. As big as yours, but she was like 10.
Sam looks down.
Chris: She was wearing this low-cut shirt right, so her of course her bra straps were showing.
Sam: I hate when that happens.
Chris: So the guy next to me, you know, bra snapped her.
Sam: What a dick.
Chris: Hey! He was ten! Anyway, the teacher got pissed off and made him sit in the back of the class.
Sam:....
Chris: But guess who was sitting there?
Sam:....
Chris: Any guesses?
Sam:....
Chris: JOSH! He took the trouble making kid's seat and we've been best buds ever since!
Sam: Oh cool...so that's how you became such great friends?
Chris: Yep, imagine if she didn't wear a low-cut shirt that showed off her training bra then you'd be sitting here with someone else, or all alone. BOOOM! BUTTERFLY EFFECT! AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT!
Sam cringes at you.
Sam:...You're right. Thanks for taking my mind off the dead bus driver and the monster Chris.
The cable car keeps moving towards your destination, and you get to sit next to a hot chick while it does. You don't talk to her anymore though.
You are Jessica. You are trusting, confident, and irreverent. You were Miss Homecoming and that's why class president Michael Munroe traded up from that bitch Emily and made you his girlfriend!
You are cuddling with your book waiting to greet him at the cable car station when you hear it arrive.
Jessica: It's time to meet and greet!
However when you get to the door it's just that nerd and self-proclaimed funny guy Chris and Sam who looks bored out of her mind.
Jessica: Do you two need something?
Sam: The door is locked, can you let us out please?
What do you do?...
