UDX: BE15: Be methodical. You want a chance to screw these chicks, especially the fat ones, make up a ghost problem

From Create Your Own Story

Chris: I'm at Blackwood Pines and a ghost popped out and scared a friend of mine until she went unconscious. I will need your unfunny women on this right away.

Man Secretary: Sounds like a spooky ghost! How big was it?

Chris: It was bigger than your two fattest women put together.

Man Secretary: That's huge! They will be there right away!

You hang up and wait for the new Ghostbusters to show up.

~Butterfly Effect #166 Your actions have changed the story~

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You and your girlfriend Emily have just gotten off the cable car and you're heading up to the cabin. You are Matt. You are motivated, ambitious, and athletic. It's cold out, but as soon as you carry all the bags up to the cabin you and Em will be really warm.

Emily: Why did they build the cabin so far away from the cable car?

Matt: Maybe they think it's pretty?

Emily: This place could use some redecorating, or a bell boy.

You and Emily continue down the path when something jumps out at you.

Do you...

UDX: BE166: Be athletic, clock it

UDX: BE166: See what it is before you punch it

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