Tribute/Ham Sandwich II: The Redux

From Create Your Own Story

Part the First: In the Beginning, There Was the Word

Did you like that?


> No, that was really annoying. I still haven't got my ham sandwich!


Well, no time for that now. Look, just head through that portal over there to start your quest.


> Hold on, where did that come from? We're still right outside my house. This is stu—


You have been pushed into the portal. And yeah, I know, it's just a voice, how could it push me, yadda yadda yadda. Look, just get on with it, all right? This next bit's good. Probably. I dunno, I haven't written it yet. But it might involve some nudity, and not just on your part!


Action!


Status
Vitality 100 Your Junk:

Jumble Sale-class clothes

Power 0
Awesomeness 0
Personal tools