Tribute/Ham Sandwich

From Create Your Own Story

Part the First: In the Beginning, There Was the Word

> I've chosen wisely, right?

No, that was rubbish. What the hell do you want a ham sandwich for? You could have asked how to rid the world of evil!

> Would it get me a ham sandwich?

Well, in a round-a-bout sort of way, yeah. Look, I'll wait here while you go try.

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