Tribute/Clothings

Part the First: In the Beginning, There Was the Word

> That's better. And for your information, it's not that modest.

You forget who you're talking to. But anyway, time is running short and all that. You must come with me!

> Nah, I think I'll pass. I don't like the look of you.

I'm a disembodied voice, you can't even see me.

> Well I don't like the sound of you, then. Look, I've got stuff to do.

Oh yeah, like what?

> Like...really important stuff. Hey, it's not my fault if the author didn't give me a backstory!

Meta-references aside, you've got to go!

> No.

You've got to save the world!

> No.

You'll get to be a hero!

> No.

Heroes pick up chicks!

> Hot damn, let's get on with it!

Action!

Status
Vitality	100	Your Junk: Jumble Sale-class clothes
Power	0
Awesomeness	0