Thank him for the offer but head home.

From Create Your Own Story

He brings back a wet towel and wipes you down, and then you head downstairs for your clothes. You call for a cab on your phone and wait, then take the cab home. On the ride there, you can't help but smile at your first foray into the Midtown Pub.

Definitely a birthday you won't forget.

(The End - please send feedback to barratboy@yahoo.ca)