Tell her to surrender
From Create Your Own Story
Raquel will have none of it. Before you finish your sentence, she springs at you and headbutts you in the crotch. A red flash of pain blinds you, but you can dimly hear the pirates roar with laughter. When you regain your senses, you are lying on your back on the deck of the ship. Raquel stands over you, a smirk on her face. You notice she has quite lovely dimples.
"You have much to learn about being a pirate," she purrs, the tip of her rapier pressing against your Adam's apple.
"I yield."
