Taunt her by saying your grandma throws harder than that

From Create Your Own Story

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" she roars, in response. It makes you cringe. She slaps you, hard, and you fall to the floor. "GET THE FUCK UP!" she screams. You pull yourself up, with much difficulty. "CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES, YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!" You do so. Ten suspenseful seconds pass, and then a heavy, metal object slams into your dick. This a pain beyond all pains. You topple, actually in shock. Within a few minutes, you die, because of massive blood loss and your brain being overwhelmed by what has just happened.

THE BLOODY, SHAMEFUL END

(P.S. Sadomasochism is dangerous.)