Take the Right hand tunnel, and hope that "car" is not a metaphor for "anal cavity"
From Create Your Own Story
You decide to enter the tunnel leading you 'to the car', you puzzle over this. You walk down this narrow dank tunnel for ages and eventually you see an orange flickering glow at the end, like that of fire. As you get closer to this opening, you hear a faint murmering. You creep warily ever closer to the opening, hoping that maybe the cloak will offer an extra air of caution.
You reach the end and peer one eye round the corner to see a man sitting upon a car wreck. The wreckage has a red light beaming up and down its side. The man is clad in leather and has a well-groomed appeance. He is elevated on his car/throne, aloof smaller people praying on their knees by the bumpers. You think to yourself, "This must be the Hoff" and these people are his 'Hofflings'.
You accidentally knock something which echoes loudly around the cave. The Hoff bellows, "Who goes there?" as he looks in your general direction.
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