Take a piss in your pants

From Create Your Own Story

You pee in your pants. An Oompa-Loompa laughs at you and the other Oompa-Loompas make up a song about the boy who peed his pants.

Do you:

• Drink more lemon-aid and then pee on the Oompa-Loompas
• Attack the Oompa-Loompas
• Ask the Oompa-Loompas for dry pants
• WTF are they laughing at? At least you're not a goofy midget like them