TLJ:Kylo Re-I mean, Ben S(w)olo, looking like an goth Disney prince
From Create Your Own Story
His perfectly tousled dark locks blow in the wind (there’s wind in an airtight spaceship?!) an you gaze in awe at his broody expression and tight shirt, thinking back to when you last saw those hot chisled abs. He watches you with those chocolate brown eyes of his, and you feel like your losing yourself in their depths...
That is, until the stormtroopers take out the handcuffs. And not the kinky kind. What a buzzkill.
Taking you out of the coffin-ship, he cuffs you, then brings you to...
