Smoke a Joint

You turn on Pink Floyd and burn a quick blunt trying to forget about the pain in your dick.

Hotboxxing the room, you're kinda out of it when you hear a knock.

"Police! Open the Door! We have a warrant!"

"Fuck!" you say.

You try to get up but before you know it the cops are in your room banging your head "against the wall"

Damn! Those fools had a warrant for your arrest! Smooth move genius going back to the dorm and getting high!

The school expells you and you end up working in a porn shop.

That would be cool but your balls had to be cut off because you never checkd out that shit you picked up.

THE END.