Smite the entire Republican Party--it's what they get for hating gays, blacks, mexicans, women, and all people except rich, white men!

From Create Your Own Story

With a flick of your finger, ZAP! Every Republican on Earth is killed.

And the United States of America crumbles. Why? Because although Republicans are a mockery to the title of human, although they are senseless, narcissistic, callous, prejudice, hateful, hypocritical, two-faced, soul-less... well, you get my point.

Even though the Republican party has become a disgraceful assembly of unfeeling morons, the world needs them, for if the Democratic Party existed without the Republican Party to balance it out, it would be pure Communism, and we all know that doesn't work, so America falls, and so does the rest of the world.

THE END

Or is it? You're God. You choose!

• Yes, it's the end.
• Create another Earth
• Glorious communist utopia must work, comrade!
• Actually, the Democrats don't work like that...
• Actually, the political system doesn't work like that...

You are:

God