Smile up at the fat clerk and offer her one of your beers
From Create Your Own Story
You pry a beer loose from the six-pack, crack it open and smile at the fat clerk as you thrust the beer in her direction. "Life sucks," you say. "Beer makes it better."
"I hate the taste of this stuff," she says. "Rocky Mountain freshness, my ass! They ought to rename Coors as Rocky Mountain Mouse Piss."
"It's not that bad," you say. "And it's cheap." You crack open your own. You notice that in spite of her critique, she didn't hesitate to take the Coors and start swigging it.
The two of you walk outside, swilling your cheap-ass Coors.
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