Screw the gift and ask her out.

From Create Your Own Story

Who needs a gift? You approach Anna.

"Anna, hey. I'm Colin, and Old Daddy Moneybags wants a date. How 'bout it?"

"Ew! No!"

She slaps you and and walks off.

"Hey Richie, she says no."

"Jackass! Get her a gift!"

He makes you Go on the curb and think.