Say, "pandora's a planet, dude. from avatar. is this all some kind of joke?"
From Create Your Own Story
my GOD you're an idiot.
He cocks one eyebrow and says, "oh you mean that hopeless 'dances with wolves' rip off?" the owl then sighs and explains: "she was created by the gods as the first woman, and upon her wedding to Epimetheus was given a box by the gods which was never to be opened."
(seriously dude DO NOT fall asleep.)
"but she did, and out of the box came all sickness and sorrow of the world. now she roams the world...on a motorcycle...and has been here in arden for some time. with her magic and wiles she may lead you back to your home."
ok yeah you've heard all this before.
