Rush to your Macintosh II to write a novel about the curious similarities between bulldozers and funny cats

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You finish what you believe to be a truly thought-provoking chapter before the bulldozer drives slowly into your house, demolishing everything you own. You are killed by your house debris collapsing onto you. You manage to save the document before your last breath.

Game over...

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Health {{{Health}}} You have: A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, no tea (as if that matters now that you're dead) Don%27t_panic.jpg
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