From Create Your Own Story
You snatch the ID card back and blow on it like you would with old datatape cart, hoping that this old ID card is just dusty. You chuckle awkwardly as you hand it back to the officer. He inserts it again, this time confirming your identity as Tie-SS36. As you head to your quarters, you notice bulges in the pants of some cadets and officers. You think to yourself, "Great, I'd almost forgotten why I hated the academy."
You climb into bed and fall asleep, but keeping your blaster near in case someone gets any ideas.
