Piggy's Day/Piggy 2B0F36
From Create Your Own Story
Piggy 2B0F36: "Oh, wait. I have an idea!"
Piggy: "Well what is it?"
Piggy 2B0F36: "We'll coax all the great nations into nuking eachothers!"
Captain: "That's some impressive chessmastery. But how..."
Piggy 2B0F36: "All we need to do is infiltrate the USA nuclear bomb storage..."
Captain: "Right..."
Piggy 2B0F36: "...And fire a nuclear missile..."
Captain: "Right..."
Piggy 2B0F36: "...At ourselves!"
Captain: "What?"
A.I. Piggy: "No, that's an excellent plan! The americans will think that someone else nuked them, start the blame game, and arouse massive distrust among other countries. Soon enough someone will nuke someone and all Helt will break loose!"
Piggy: "Why couldn't we just nuke some other country?"
Piggy 2B0F36: "If we nuke ourselves, there will be no evidence left behind of us doing it!"
A.I. Piggy: "MISTRUST, man! Mistrust!"
And so, you travel to a secret nuclear weapons storage in Kansas.
Piggy: "Now, everything outside of that place is filmed on web cameras and instantly recorded and distributed to several separate sources. We CANNOT be seen at all, or everyone will know that it was an inside job. Any ideas?"
