Piggy's Day/Keep on trying

From Create Your Own Story

Piggy 2B0F36: "Hold up a second, I just had a thought! We don't need ebola, I know something equally horrible."

A.I. Piggy: "Spill it."

Piggy 2B0F36: "That pork cloning factory I was born in... I met one of the employees in Helt. She told me that alongside of illegally cloning pork, they were doing human trafficking, illegal surgeries... and biological weapons."

A.I. Piggy: "So all we have to do is travel back in time to the 9970's and steal some of that shite!"

Piggy 2B0F36: "That's not as simple as it sounds. Although I know the air vents of the building by heart, that's about it. I have no clue as to where the biological weapons were made, because I didn't know the existence of such things."

Piggy: "So we need to search the building."

Piggy 2B0F36: "Yeah, all 9 square kilometers of it. And we also have to search FOR the building. I know only that it was located somewhere in the danish wilderness"

The task at hand seems overwhelming, but you decide to try. You first look up the exact location of the building. The explosion was a historical event, since it caused the price of illegal pork to skyrocket. Not only did it destroy the largest cloning facility in the galaxy, it also killed every human who knew the technology behind the highly-advanced systems of the compound. The historical time-travelling club has attempted to infiltrate the compound several times, but has decided against returning any of the technology to the present day. You travel back to the year 9969, a year before Piggy 2B0F36 was deemed a failed clone, and discarded. You emerge at the time travel center of Copenhagen, then take a train and a rental car to reach Yding Skovhøj, the second-highest point in all of Denmark. The plant was built underneath this partially man-made hill.

Piggy: "Okay, how do we get in?"

Piggy 2B0F36: "I remember finding a single, large vent leading outside, but I never wanted to leave, since I was always on the verge of starvation, and the outside was too fucking cold for me to survive."

A. I. Piggy: "That could be it. If a 9 square kilometer-compound is air-conditioned by a single vent, it's going to emit a hell of a lot of warmth."

You start searching for the vent. You came to the mountain from the east side, so you only need to search the three other sides.

You search:

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