Piggy's Day/Endings
From Create Your Own Story
This page catalogues all of the different possible endings in this story. It cannot be accessed via normal methods, as no pages link into it. If you intend on reading the whole story, this page can be used as a reference sheet on what endings you've encountered.
0. The police blows up your ass.
1. You fall from your roof, and decide to go back to bed.
2. You discover a bag of Whale-o's in your refrigerator, and eat them.
3. Cubehead accidentally blows up the zombie survival camp with an ecto-phaser
4. You, along with the entire zombie survival camp is blown up by a nuclear bomb.
5. You are eaten by a pack of monkeys.
6. You eat a poisonous ice cream cone, but survive by puking it all out.
7. You stop a potential nuclear war.
8. You stay in prison, but your cellmate escapes.
9. You slap an angel in your dreams.
10. Reality breaks.
11. You become the ruler of the world.
12. You form a successful jelly business, and pay off your debts.
13. You have a deep discussion with The Alphabet Bird.
14. You wake up from a dehydration-induced coma, and find your hind legs missing.
15. You are killed in a battle with space nazis.
16. You have a heart attack after jokingly being told that you'd be fed to sharks.
17. You snap out of your pirate fantasies after occupying the bathtub for hours.
18. Reality evaporates, and only Captain Fat-Piggy survives.
19. You have a fit of rage and let Theodor escape, then return home after the machines effect has worn off.
20. You drown under a 40-pound heartburn pill.
21. The game show host drives you out of his studio.
22. You are thoroughly humiliated on live TV.
23. You win one billion dollars in a game show.
24. You come up with a story of how Captain Fat-Piggy discovered walking people off planks.
25. You drive an aeroplane backwards off a cliff.
26. You join the space nazis.
27. You turn in a bunch of space nazis and reduce your prison sentence to two weeks.
28. You are transported to the land of the dinosaurs, cause a mass extinction and starve to death.
29. You die four times by a single throw of an axe.
30. Armed zombies tear you to pieces.
31. You are eaten alive by an Asag.
32. You kill Satan and rid the world of all evil.
33. You get a free three-night stay in The Grand Slethany Hotel.
34. You crash into the ground after the army guy harpoons the helicopter.
35. You sink along with a submarine, not realizing that a submarine sinking isn't neccessarily a good thing.
36. You crash through a submarine window, and die due to water pressure.
37. You wake up from a plethora of consecutive dreams.
38. You run straight into a man-eating room.
39. You become a movie director.
40. John Timberman shoots you to death.
41. You lose 9500$ in a charity casino.
42. You win 361000$ in a casino, but are guilt-tripped into donating it into charity.
43. The Chupacabra fries you to death with lasers.
44. You die of an explosion inside the Great Pyramid.
45. You beome impaled on a stalagmite from chest to tail.
46. You find a place where your favourite food costs 2.5 cents per pound.
47. Your parachute malfunctions, and you fall to your death from a mountain.
48. You die of asphyxiation, after a shrinking machine makes you large instead.
49. The shrinking only affects parts of your body, and you die in a horrible mess.
50. You become the king of a Slethanian tribe of elves.
51. You escape Slethany, seeing as how it's inhabited by angry elves.
52. The Elves roast you on open fire.
53. You do so well on the course that N-clair lets you go two weeks early.
54. The Groke freezes you to death, and Satan makes you into a statue.
55. Satan fries you to death with a fireball.
56. You leave the zombie survival camp doors banging.
57. You are hit by a guided missile fired by an incompetent person.
58. A Vunk accidentally suffocates you with a pillow.
59. John Timberman kills you with an axe.
60. You find yourself in a self-referential reality loop.
61. You stay in the monastery and train to become a monk.
62. You decide to fly back home.
63. The curse of the mummy causes a lightning to strike you.
64. You escape the mummy and get back to your own time.
65. You are finally rid of the threath of John Timberman, by shrinking yourself.
66. The Attic Elves drive you insane.
67. Satan liquifies you and two of your companions, and places you into jars.
68. You die after 55 years of coma, and are buried in a hero's grave for contributing to science.
69. You die after 189 years of coma, and are left to mummify.
70. You get lost and die in the Sahara desert.
71. You eat a bucket of chicken that has arsenic in it.
72. You are killed by a strange monster.
73. You escape from Slethany, leaving behind a camp full of Lappish refugees.
74. Satan kills you with a fireball, but your two travel companions survive.
75. Piggy 2B0F36 shoots you to death with a shotgun.
76. You lose a helluva lot money from a crooked stakesholder.
77. You fall and splatter your head onto a stalagmite.
78. You fall into an Asags mouth, never to be seen.
79. You become wedged between two stalagmites, and then an Asag eats you.
80. You hit the ground, but instead of dying wake up in your room.
81. Swine rescues you from a fall using Santa Claus' sled.
82. You fall from a great height and are crushed by a flying island.
83. You die, but make it to Heaven.
84. You give up on the thought of destroying the world.
85. You hit a wall on a motorboat, drown, and get shot.
86. The space elevator guards shoot you to death, but you manage to destroy the Earth by starvation.
87. You are killed by a cloud raining down shards of ice.
88. You are fucked and shot to death by the guards at the space elevator.
89. You enter a fear machine, and get shot.
90. You escape Slethany, but accidentally cause a monkey civil war.
91. You attempt an obstacle course on the TV show "My Escape from Helt", but fail, and are sent back home.
92. Swine finds you from the studios backroom, and takes you back to your own time.
93. You fall through the clouds of Heaven, and onto a hot air balloon.
94. You die on a suicide mission to kill John Timberman.
95. You crash face-first into the roof of a spaceship and die.
96. You catch the con artist, and get your money back.
97. You decide to tone down the weird pirate games you have in the bathtub.
98. You have to stay inside for two weeks to hide a massive scar on your abdomen.
99. You shoot Theodor dead, but charges are dropped as you were in a psychosis.
100. You fall to the ground from the stratosphere, and die in a splatter.
101. You avoid a zombie apocalypse by defending yourself with a chihuahua.
102. You chew off one of your own arms as a zombie, then bleed to death after being cured.
103. N-clair stops a nuclear terrorist attack, and you go home from the camp.
104. You decide not to shoot yourself, and die of blood loss.
105. You die of asphyxiation at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean, trying to find a fish to take you to the surface.
106. You cause severe chaos in Washington D.C. but make it back home.
107. You get stuck in an ancient underwater temple as a sales clerk.
108. You fall down from a mountain of skulls and die.
109. A brain cloud eats you and dissolves you into goo.
110. Theodor fools you into thinking you're asleep, and escapes.
111. Satan shreds you and your travel companions in half.
112. A room eats you and your traveling companions.
113. You are slapped by an Asag and die.
114. A strange man shoots you with a rifle.
115. You jump off a bridge from the guilt of leaving someone to die.
116. You end up in Helt, and are put into a blender.
117. You and your friends form a succesful death metal band.
118. You and your friends are eaten by a tiger.
119. You become trapped in the year 10000.
120. You help a deaf, blind, mute, and limbless man into a hospital, and return to your time having done the right thing.
121. You are crushed by a space elevator.
122. You and two other Piggies are eaten, Piggy 2B0F36 is spared and becomes the ruler of Jupiter.
123. You drown under a capsized boat.
124. You die of brain hemorrhage and seagulls.
125. You accidentally sink your own rowboat.
126. You quit fishing, and become a shark wrangler.
127. You die of brain hemorrhage in a mental hospital.
128. You go into a cave and a tiger eats you.
129. You eat a poisonous attic elf and die of starvation.
130. Your hotel reservation wasn't paid for, so you go home.
131. You die of malaria and dengue fever.
132. You are sentenced to death by stoning.
133. The universe suddenly ceases to exist.
134. An attic elf shoots you with a shotgun while you are stuck in quicksand
135. You bite off your right hand and die of blood loss.
136. You die of shame.
137. Small forest animals eat you alive.
138. You suffocate on fresh air.
139. You are eaten by a bear.
140. You are eaten by a different kind of bear.
141. You crash a tree with a bike and break your back.
142. Your roommate thinks that you're weird.
143. You accidentally drive into the river and drown.
144. DJ Snake crashes through your roof and kills you.
145. You and Swine buy an ice cream each.
146. You are left with a horrible feeling of unachievement.
147. You drown yourself.
148. You are shot to death in a dumpster by the mafia.
149. You give up on piracy, and resign to your life as a pig.
150. You end up in a mental hospital.
151. You melt into a hot spring.
152. You die of starvation while falling.
153. You escape a ritualistic murder.
154. You die in a horrible grease fire.
155. You are shot to death by a man who tried to eat you.
156. You get 1000 dollars for outing a cannibalistic family, and buy a nice hat.
157. You die of a rusty metal pipe through your throat.
158. You have such a bad concussion that your brains fall out.
159. You die of blood loss.
160. You fall down a flight of stairs and die.
161. Half of your face gets peeled off.
162. You get a nice-looking scar on your chin.
163. Die of eating a green potato instead of a green apple.
164. You walk into an incinerator.
165. You fall head first onto a decorative metal fork
166. You botcher an attempted sacrificial ritual to curse all marlins, and cut off your arm.
167. You are accidentally hung upside-down in an air vent.
168. You turn into a mesh of pink goo after no longer believing that you can physically be alive.
169. You found a terrorist organization called "Bunch of Bloated Bickering Buffoons."
170. You are electrocuted by electric eels.
171. Your neck is cut open by a flying piece of electrical paper.
172. You are killed by a poisonous stingray.
173. The fisherman joins your poker ring.
174. You die of hunger while asleep.
175. You avoid dying in a ritualistic murder, but die of a dagger on your back.
176. (I don't know where this is. If you find it, add it in here)
177. You die of a poisonous poisonlandminemantaray sting.
178. You become mute and have to buy a voice box.
179. You get blown up by a poisonlandminemantaraybat.
180. You became an amateur fisherman.
181. You are eaten by Cthulhu.
182. You sell a marlin for 5000 dollars but fail to buy a smart car.
183. You murder a fisherman, but somehow forget the incident.
184. You become all-knowing, all-powerful, and create a new universe for yourself.
185. The Alpabet Bird randomly explodes the building and kills you.
186. The fisherman tosses you overboard for trying to kill him. You drown.
187. A shark bites your arm and you die of blood loss.
188. You suffocate to poisonous gas.
189. You rat out a satanic cult and get 20 dollars for it.
190. You are squashed between a hoverbed and the ceiling.
191. You succumb to a heart attack trying to run up a flight of stairs.
192. You lose a thousand dollars, but eat enough in a buffet to compensate for it.
193. You die of cold by the outside temperature of Pluto.
194. You die of a pitchfork through your head.
195. You die of an axe through your head.
196. You die of a harpoon through your head.
197. You drown. IN FEAR.
198. You become a grue.
199. You become electrocuted underwater and drown.
200. Your friends arrange a birthday surprise for you.
201. You die of a hydrogen bomb explosion.
202. You fall 10 meters onto a rock floor and die.
203. You collapse of fatigue and hunger.
204. An orca whale eats you alive.
205. You and 12 cultists die in an elevator crash.
206. You are eaten by a poisonlandminemantaraybat
207. You gain high understanding of mathematics, chemistry and physics.
208. John Timberman eats you alive.
209. John Timberman knocks you out and kills you.
210. John Timberman shoots you to death.
211. You drown while escaping John Timberman.
212. Crash into a meteor.
213. You become lost in space in an unoperational ship.
214. You are shanked with a fork.
215. You are rearrested for prison break.
216. You are eaten by airport employees.
217. You are blown up by a terrorist.
218. You accidentally kill yourself with a laser rifle.
219. You die of radiation poisoning.
220. You succumb to the vacuum of space.
221. You drown in lava.
222. You avert a time paradox.
223. You die of inhaling too much amnesia gas
224. You are shot by anarchists who believe you support the government.
225. You become a momentary symbolic leader for anarchists and move to Mars.
226. You drown yourself in a toilet.
227. You receive the Nobel peace prize for diplomatic work.
228. You are torn to shreds by a school of sharks.
229. A shark bites off your head.
