Pick up the "Cod of Zod"

From Create Your Own Story

You reach forward and place the small, black plastic-like codpiece around your genitals and find it is a snug fit. You feel a warm sensation pass through your whole body as you stride confidently towards the door.

Sudden you are flying, and there is a goatee protuding from your chin. As you soar through the air, you see a giant ogre, drooling and wielding a huge club. You drop from the sky, make a stand before him and order the dumb brute to place his club on the ground and kneel before you.

The ogre takes his club and bashes you over the head. It doesn't hurt. The ogre looks confused.

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