Pause, why don't I grab my 12 gadge, just in case

From Create Your Own Story

With all this talk of aliens, and now the strange noises coming from the door, you decide to err on the side of caution. Grabbing your shotgun, you take a small handful of shells and load them into the gun. Racking the slide, you chamber a round. Walking up to the front door, you swing it open and see who it is.

IT'S A FUCKING ALIEN!!!

At least you think it is. It really just looks more like a giant insect, but you're pretty sure they don't grow that big around here.

What do you do?

Bring your weapon up, giving this alien son of a bitch a face full of buckshot.

Scream like a bitch, and run upstairs, even though you have a shotgun in your hands.

"Um...hi?"

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