No! Of course not! That's sick!
From Create Your Own Story
Really? Then what the hell are you doing reading this story anyway. Sheesh. I mean, you choose to read a story about fucking a goat then decide to not fuck a goat. Where are we supposed to go from here? Kinda defeats the point, doesn't it? I mean, if you didn't want to fuck a goat, why bother reading this story at all.
Really I have no idea where to go from here with the story. Thanks a lot, asshole.
Wait. No! I have an idea!
You could always
