Nah, you're fine with your life exactly as it is

From Create Your Own Story

You were once a zombie. You're lucky to be human again. You decide not to press your luck.

You settle into a comfortable routine. You work your way up the ladder in your company, and soon when you do feel the need for sex you always have plenty of money to hire a hooker.

Life proceeds apace. The BC Lions win a couple of Grey Cups and you cheer.

Eventually, contented, you pass on one night in your sleep.

~Fin~

You are:

A human, formerly a zombie