Math, of course!
From Create Your Own Story
You can’t deny the inevitable. Then again, this school is way different than all the other schools in that the students here actually look forward to this glorious subject. There’s something very fascinating about math class, but students can’t point out exactly why. Many of you think that perhaps it’s the wholesome appreciation for the numbers; or perhaps it’s the functions and their amazing properties; or perhaps it’s the sight of Ms. Day’s enormous-sized chest bouncing around the classroom as she teaches.
“…and that’s why two is the only solution to this problem,” she says, or something along those lines. You can’t help but stare at her tight blue blouse unbuttoning involuntarily to relieve itself from the heavy restrain. “A problem, Miss Lesbon?”
You’ve had sex with almost every member of the faculty in the school, but not her. That was your problem. You see Karen a desk away silently giggling as she looks at your blank face.
You:
