Let's Burn Down a Castle- pants pants pants pants moving up and down again

From Create Your Own Story

As you go up the stairs you fall through and land on 42 hookers and impale them with your spikey boots.

You've just killed 1 cents' worth of hookers!

They had crabs if you were confused on the discount.

Do you:

Status
Health Bandaged leg, charred ½ thumb Equipment:

Pants, hand-rake, bottle of absinthe, spikey boots

Property Damage Inflicted $3147
Blood 10.5 pints
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