Let's Burn Down a Castle- cw4

From Create Your Own Story

You hustle the unconscious woman into the bag of cabbages and continue on your way. Before you know it, you've hooked up with an angry mob going to burn down a castle and there's a dog gnawing on your leg.

Do you:

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Health Healthy Equipment:

Pants, hand-rake, bag of cabbages and an unconscious woman, bottle of absinthe

Property Damage Inflicted $0
Blood 12 pints
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