Let's Burn Down a Castle- booooze

From Create Your Own Story

You deftly conjure a myriad of objections to the fiefdom under which you live. However, you cannot afford such luxuries as paper. Not realizing that you have none, you accidentally nail your thumb to the door instead.

Do you:

Status
Health Bandaged leg, thumb on door Equipment:

Pants, hand-rake, bottle of absinthe, lit torch

Property Damage Inflicted $375.20
Blood 10.9 pints
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