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From Create Your Own Story

You continue to giggle. "Teiheiehheieiheheeiheheeee!" The man takes the opportunity to stab you in the lung. You die horribly. Here's how you did:

-You did not survive as a human.

-You did not kill Count Jadwigski.

-You participated in the deaths of no other innocent people.

-You participated in the deaths of no animals.

-You did not retrieve your sheep.

-You did not cure poverty.

-You did not eliminate hunger.

-You lost several pints of blood.

-You did not gain any extra blood.

-You inflicted no property damage.

Based upon these criteria, you are awarded the Lightly Bloodspattered Mud Badge of the Empathetic but Crappy Samaritan and Layman.

Picture coming soon.

Congratulations!