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From Create Your Own Story
You select the comic book kid as your sacred patron. He takes you aside and bestows upon you a suit of armor and a fine weapon.
"Now listen," he says quietly, "The others want you to kill Jim, but us, we're too family-friendly for that. Come on. We're gonna go find the Legendary Wiki Precalc Instructor, Mrs. Brodds. With her voodoo madjikz, we can force Arcanist Jim to stop. And seriously, if he keeps corrupting the universe, I'm seriously going to locate the Amulet of Mainpage to banish him to the mystical, out-of-the-way realm of P13G."
The boy leads you through the portal along with the other Spirits, who seem blissfully unaware that you two are plotting to let the dangerous arcanist live for the sake of age-appropriateness.
When you appear on the other side, you and the comic book kid are alone on a beaten forest trail. There is a signpost up ahead.
"Alright, Hero, this is where we start our search. I haven't spoken to Mrs. Brodds for some time, but she should be somewhere in this realm. Where are we headed?"
The signpost reads:
- North: Dragon-Ass Valley
- East: Hogwarts School of Wizardliness and That Kind of Shit
- Southeast: The Friggin' Zoo
- Right Over There: The Fucking Tutorial Institute of Technology
Reading the signs alongside you, the young man cringes. "Such profanity! They didn't used to be like this. Jim's influence must be strong in this place. We must hurry!"
| Status | ||
| Health | Healthy | Equipment:
Pants, half bag of cabbages, pots n' pans armor, righteous sword of Aristophanes |
| Property Damage Inflicted | $0 | |
| Blood | 12 pints | |
