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From Create Your Own Story
You do not set fire to a tapestry depicting Lord Chamberwicz' Men performing Jashu Stole the Kiszka: Tah Musical with the candlestick, which, as it turns out, holds a lit candle, because you have not aquired it yet.
You have not just inflicted $1616 of property damage! Instead, you bust a table and inflict $270 of property damage!
By the time you've made sure that the tapestry, no, table is nice and toasty, no, broken, the mob has slain the remaining demented servants and has set about wrecking the place.
Do you:
| Status | ||
| Health | Bandaged leg | Equipment:
Pants, hand-rake, half bag of cabbages, pitchfork, meat cleaver, not a candlestick |
| Property Damage Inflicted | $2701 | |
| Blood | 11 pints | |
| Bonus | Racist | |
