Jerk out a load right there, then head home

From Create Your Own Story

Fuck it, it's time to take things into your own hands, so to speak.

You take your dick out there in the alley and jerk furiously. It doesn't take long before a load boils up out of your balls, and you spray the brick wall of the Midtown Pub. You take a second to wipe yourself with the rag Len gave you. It makes a nice souvenir, you figure.

You walk home, wondering what other fun you might get up to at a blackout night at the Midtown Pub.

Maybe next Friday, you could find out.

(The End - please send feedback to barratboy@yahoo.ca)