Ignore the lesson plan and teach the class off the top of your head

From Create Your Own Story

"Hello class, I'm Mister Hooligan and today we're going to talk about the sex organs. As you know, we humans have exceedingly large tits and dicks, and..."

You have to stop. The class went from respectful silence to complete mayhem in less than 30 seconds. Perhaps this isn't so easy after all?

You wait until the giggling, wrestling, paper throwing, and general hubbub dies down. Three hands are in the air, all belonging to sexy girls. You begin to say something when all three start talking at the same time.

"Shouldn't we take about the digestive tract today, Mr. Hooligan?" says the blonde.

"Wouldn't it be proper to use the terms breasts and penises, Mr. Hooligan?" says the redhead.

"Are you really our substitute? And isn't your name Mr. Mulligan?" says the brunette. Wise ass.

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