Ignore her and walk away with your beer
From Create Your Own Story
You don't really care what some fat bitchy clerk at 7-11 thinks. You turn and silently walk away after you finish paying.
You find a bench outside, sit down and drink one of the beers. The sarcastic references to Rocky Mountain Mouse Piss you've heard your friends use seem to ring true. In fact, mouse piss might well taste better. But it's still beer, and it gives you a little bit of buzz.
The fat clerk exits the store. Her shift must have ended. "Sorry I was mean to you earlier," she says softly. "Long shift, and I dealt with a couple of total jerks. How about I take you to my place and make it up to you?" She sits on the bench next to you and gently kisses your neck. "Oh, by the way, I'm Monica."
"And I'm Ty," you respond.
Monica places one of her large hands on your leg and slowly caresses you through your jeans. "So how about it? I promise to show you a good time."
