I'm gonna eat this fucking cake.

From Create Your Own Story

You're getting ready for the big first day. What are you going to wear?


A) A v-neck shirt, khakis pants, and some sneakers.

B) No underwear, of course.

C) I exemplify fashion - always. Give me my faded blues; where is my teal cardigan?; these shoes are fabulous!; why did I EVER buy that halter top?

D) I wear whatever. I'm a temporary sex god - for all they care, I could wear a suit of ham.

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