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From Create Your Own Story

Knowing that there's a gun store just a few blocks over, you begin to head that way. The hot pavement stings your feet, and you cut yourself a bit on a mini-booze-bottle, but you have no shoes to rectify this unfortunate situation. Momentarily, you arrive at Insufferable Bob's Discount Firearms Emporium.

This place is huge. It's got just about everything you could imagine in the way of guns. There's handguns, revolvers, bows, hunting rifles, shotguns, semiautomatic and fully automatic rifles, grenades, tear gas, machineguns, rocket launchers, lazer cannons, tanks, derringers, suitcase nukes, Insanoflexes, Death Stars, toasters, baby clothes, you name it! The new Oldsmobiles are even in early this year!

You are approached by a jovial, rotund man. "Welcome!!! How can I serve you today?!?!!?"

"What can I get for $21?" you inquire.

He leads you to the bargain bin. Here's what you can afford:

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