Get out there and start asking around: it can’t be that tough
From Create Your Own Story
You get out of bed earlier than normal and quickly get dressed (don’t know if it matters much since you’ll be taking them off in a bit anyway, but whatever). This immediately gets the attention of Neil, who shares your tent, and being the sciency type, is curious at your broken routine.
“Hey, Max. You’re up early.”
“Uh...yeah. I got up to shit in a bush, and I couldn’t go back to sleep, so...might as well find something to do, right.”
Great job hiding your nervousness at losing your virginity with a creaky, shaky voice, constant fidgeting, and ocean’s worth of sweat, excellent tactic to throw him off, he’ll never suspect a thing: that was sarcasm btw, he’s incredibly suspicious at your behavior.
“I was just curious, that’s all. It’s not your typical behavior.” He says with a suspect look on his face.
You decide to get angry the throw him off. “Look, I didn’t sleep well, alright. We’ve all had that, so how about you fuck off, before I fuck you!”
You did not intend on that last part. Not sure where that came from.
“Woah, alright, jeez. Obviously you didn’t see the Cheerios you were eating when you took that shit!”
He thought it was a much better burn than it actually was. Let him think that, he’s leaving you alone now
So you...
