Fried mozzarella sticks

From Create Your Own Story

"Good choice, hon," the waitress says. "That'll soak up a lot of that booze. I'll be right back."

You sit there in a drunken daze for several minutes before she returns with a platter of cheese sticks, a little cup of marinara sauce, and a large mug of steaming coffee.

"Be careful," the waitress says. "It's all very hot."

Do you:

• Spill the steaming coffee on yourself
• Wait for the coffee and the mozzarella sticks to cool, then eat
• Wait for the coffee and the mozzarella sticks to cool, then slide the sticks up your clam

You are possessing:
Drunken Blonde