Forget joining a band. I'm gonna go solo like Buddy Rich!

From Create Your Own Story

You try to go solo. But drummers don't do solo careers. A solo career for a drummer is like like sex... if it's only with one person, it's gay. Because you don't have a band, you are considered gay. So, instead of forming a band, you molest a couple of guys. You get arrested for sexual harrassment and die.

The End