Claim that you meant it as a compliment. You like sluts!

From Create Your Own Story

"Oh, sir, don't get me wrong!" you say. "While I think that slutting it up is generally inappropriate for an office environment, I personally happen to like sluts."

You slide up next to Valerie and put an arm around her. Valerie flashes you a confused look, but doesn't try to pull away from you.

"My daughter is not a slut!" Mr. Jones says.

"Don't deny your daughter her sexuality," you say.

Then you:

• French Valerie in front of her father
• Go after your boss' crotch to show him that you're a slut, too

You are possessing:
Melanie the receptionist