Ask mean-spiritedly if she's ever so much as kissed a guy
From Create Your Own Story
You don't like her tone. "I was going to offer to buy you a drink," you say acidly. "But if you're going to be a bitch, forget it. I'll bet you've never so much as kissed a guy."
"That's a bet you'd win," she replies, equally coldly. "And I like it that way."
"Really?" you reply. "You like living a life devoid of any physical affection?"
"Who says it's devoid of physical affection?" she smirks. "I said I've never so much as kissed a guy. I didn't say a thing about not kissing women."
Oh. She's a lesbian.
"I... see," you murmur. "Well, I'll just be off, then."
You slip off the bar stool and wander to a different sector, looking for women who might be interested in men. Two drunk-looking babes in a dark corner wave at you in a friendly way. One is a short blonde with big tits, the other is a tall brunette with long legs.
